Who's Driving This Thing?
Recently, the US government shut down.
Here in Europe and especially in the European Parliament we American
interns had to hear tired joke after tired joke about how backward
the US is and how we cant get anything done. “Do you think they
stopped the wire tapping for the duration of the shutdown?” or some
variation of that jab was quite popular; my response (skip to second 30) was generally
“why don't you email someone in Yemen and find out.” But all in all, we were in embarrassed, at least I was.
Here we are supposedly the most powerful country in the world and
some bad ass from the great state of South Carolina has to mow the grass around the Lincoln Memorial. It was especially bitter that
such a small part of the government cough tea-party morons cough
were able to shut down the
entire institution. Thankfully however our government got its act
together, and next time they decide to take a paid vacation, I will be
safely back in the land of the Free and the Ignorant and no one will be
heckling me over it. Since the shut down occurred though I have come
to a realization...
Our government shut
down because people were trying to make a point...granted they did a
awful job of it, but politicians were sticking to their guns, looking over legislature and sending bills back and forth. Yes, our
government shut down...but I would argue the EP does not have to worry about
shutting down because they hardly ever get fired up.
There is a level of
apathy that is shining from every Ipad, laptop and smart phone opened
to Facebook in the committee meetings of parliament. Which leads me
to ask “who is driving this thing?”
A real workday in the life of this
intern:
I get into work, while waiting in the
security line, I'm logging into that sweet nectar of the Gods',
parliament's wireless internet. There is quick check of any Imessages
that may not have come in over night and then the phone is wrenched
from my longing hands and sent through the metal detector.
Then the elevator ride, me eight other
well dressed parliamentary employees spend grueling 4 minutes
trying to remember what human interaction is like when you don't have
wifi to stare at your phone...curse these rising and falling
internet-squelching hell boxes. After some awkward staring into corners of the elevators we disembark.
On to the office, greet my lovely
co-workers, perhaps see a funny youtube clip someone was sent over
the weekend? Take off coat, set up laptop...log into wifi.
Spend the first hour or so looking over
emails and Pi Kappa Phi forum posts. “You're slack,” you're
thinking “you don't appreciate this opportunity” you say; well
you would be wrong, generally I am sending funny things via Facebook
to Rita and Ballasz while they also look through emails.
Then work begins, maybe some research
on Roma people or watching and NSA hearing, jokes aside, that is the
interesting stuff. Next I usually prepare something for Mrs. Goncz to
read at committee meeting. But then I go to a different committee
meeting to take notes where everyone is....
This particular meeting is on The Media
Crisis and guess who the majority of people who care enough to attend
are? The Media. But there's hope! We have a wopping two MEP's present
for this conference on how the EP can help the Media survive the
crisis! The "crisis" it turns out, is just that people like reading off
tablets now...unfortunate, maybe a crisis, or maybe that name is a stretch. In
this three hour meeting as people are looking up from their tablets
occasionally to listen, one speaker began an impassioned plea for
support from the EP. Just as the crescendo was building, people were
taking note, policy was ready to change! An Iphone goes off, who's
Iphone? One of the two MEP's flanking the speaker, and he took the
call...right there.
And I know I'm not the only intern in parliament checking my Facebook. Between 9 and 17 are the most active hours on the Brussels 2013 Facebook group; we are all doing it.
And I know I'm not the only intern in parliament checking my Facebook. Between 9 and 17 are the most active hours on the Brussels 2013 Facebook group; we are all doing it.
So yes Europe, our government did shut
down. And I'm sure there are as many DC minions glued to their
devices and social media in Congressional Hearings as there are in
the EP...but before you point the finger of judgment at US, consider
that perhaps our Government shut down because more contentious
then issues cucumber curvature are being debated.